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Article: <[email protected]>
From: [email protected](Nancy )
Subject: Re: OUR "LADY" OF SCI.ASTRO
Date: 29 Jan 1997 05:33:20 GMT
I was going to give a prize to the best one, but they're all so good, I can't decide! Misguided, but clever. Must be that the astronomer's gene is somehow connected to the rhyme gene. (They all went wild at the slightest excuse!)
| In article <[email protected]> Mark Gingrich rhymes | ||
| > | For months now dear Nancy has said, | |
| > | "You act just like sheep who've been led." | |
| > | A claim so patho-illogical, | |
| > | Like her posts pedagogical, | |
| > | M'thinks she's been Hale-Bopped on the head! | |
| >Mark Gingrich <[email protected]> | ||
| In article <[email protected]> Greg Neill rhymes | ||
| > | Though Our Lady may think she is thrilling | |
| > | Her victims are far less than willing | |
| > | Amidst sci.astro curses | |
| > | her Zetanic Verses | |
| > | Are simply more fodder for killing | |
| >[email protected] (Greg Neill) | ||
| In article <[email protected]> Craig Berry rhymes | ||
| > | There once was a Zetan named Nancy, | |
| > | Plain physics did not strike her fancy | |
| > | She proclaimed, "Hale-Bopp | |
| > | I'm quite certain will *stop*" -- | |
| > | But right about now that looks chancey. | |
| > [email protected] (Craig Berry) | ||
| In article <[email protected]> Bill Owen rhymes: | ||
| > | There once was a lady named N*ncy | |
| > | Who made real astronomers antsy. | |
| > | They'd talk themselves hoarse | |
| > | While N*ncy, of course, | |
| > | Still spouted what tickled her fancy. | |
| > [email protected] (Bill Owen) | ||
| In article <[email protected]> Paul Campbell rhymes | ||
| > | There once was a lady named Nancy | |
| > | Whose musings on sci.astro were fancy | |
| > | The 12th planet twas said | |
| > | would hit us on the head | |
| > | all because gravity is so chancy. | |
| > [email protected] () | ||
| In article <[email protected]> Greg Neill rhymes: | ||
| > | When Our Lady was taking her schooling, | |
| > | t'was the system she thought she was fooling, | |
| > | By avoiding all science, | |
| > | she proclaimed her defiance, | |
| > | Now she's hopeless at sci.astro dueling. | |
| > [email protected] (Greg Neill) | ||